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Purpose: Our purpose is to serve the ZOGlings in the Southwestern Missouri area, especially Newton County, as an electronic journal of record for against the current [d]ruling imbeciles and moral degenerates who in a just social order would be skinned alive or hanged, drawn & quartered along with their spawn. Any news or gossip is intended to be the truth, and the Editor allows adverse commentary without censorship, however, Editor claims no sanctimonious 'objectivity' in dealing with regime criminals and ZOGlings.

Commentary is in regular format and is solely the opinions of the Editor and Staff of The Greater Granby Cobb & Turpentine.


Editor & Publisher Martin 'Mad Dog' Lindstedt

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NeoshoForums.com

The Sh*t-House Rumor-Mill of Record In Newton County, Missery

I think that www.Neoshoforums.com should be the self-appointed/anointed/non-disappointed 'Sh*t-House Rumor-Mill of Record of Newton County, State of Missery'.

When one considers the 'World's Oldest Profession' (Agriculture, Soldiery, and Prostitution each vying for the title of World's Oldest Profession), one should consider that 'Presstitution,' a variant of prostitution & simple regimeist bunghole-licking, is an important variant for the [D]Rule of 'Law' of man over weaker men, has been around for a while as well. I have habitually called Buzz (short for 'Buzzard') Ball of the Neosho Daily Douche and The Simper of the Jewplin Glob lying whores. But thanks to a new term I found on the Internet, at

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/index.html

I intend to use the term 'Presstitute' for the abovementioned whorehouses of whiggerdumb. The Buzzard & the Simper are now presstitutes, a semantical improvement above 'lying whores.'

NeoshoForums is not a House of Presstitution. Rather, it is a Sh*tHouse Rumor-Mill on the [Dis]Information Stupor-Highway. It stirs up the crap and lets it stink and draw flies and lets it all hang out, like dirty laundry. I love it. A House of Presstitution is usually full of presstitutes. A sh*t-house rumor mill, while it may stink, is usually honest. There are no airs about an honest-to-goodness outhouse.

The Daily Douche & the Jewplin Glob won't print my Letters to the Pimp of the House of Presstitution expressing my measured glee about the two barbequed piglice who got a good scortch from a suicidal firebug. The Jewplin Glob wants to pretend that the piglice were victims of their own meglomaniacal euphoria in setting off tasers to spark their own barbeque. That when all of us know, especially the jewdges & piglice, that the 'victim' flicked his bic, after letting the gas cut loose. You see, pigicide is akin to regicide.

I'll allow that NeoshoForums has its share of whiggers acting in conformance with the unwritten laws of whiggerdumb, but here at the Sh*thouse Rumor-Mill along the Misinformation Stupor-Highway, the whiggers, while still sheep, are rabid sheep with grafted-on bitey fangs wanting to chase cars and micturate on tires, sometimes even when the pigmobiles are rolling. No easy lays, no money left on the nightstand when the trick is over. Rather it is more like a gangbang of punctured reputations, if not hymens, of the Dicklesstatorsheep of the Lumpen-Whiggertariate, The KortHous Klique of Newton County. None of this "I'll respect you in the morning,' or 'Trust me, I'll pull out in time!" standard lies. The Newton County Good-Ol' Boyz & Grrrlz, and its presstitutes and jewsmedia, like the McWhoreMick F_lies, are supposed to worry about reading this Forum, and wondering, "How much will I get dicked by what is said? And what, if anything, can I do about it?" Which is nothing. The beauty of a pubic outhouse is that everyone can contribute his share of whatever he/she/it is most capable of expressing in a pubic place.

Someday I shall have to post one of my ancient articles advocating that candidates for pubic orefice be chained to the bottom of a pubic outhouse and when the general pubic has its say, the candidates who have the most, the least, and the middling amount of 'pubic acclaim' by weight on them are then chosen by Lot. When you consider that Lot barely escaped from Sodom & Gomorrah, got a quickie divorce while leaving the Las Vegas of his day, then drunkenly humped his own two daughters, and conceived two little bastards upon them, why, it becomes clear that Lot was an archetypical proto-whigger from Newton County.

I like NeoshoForums -- a Sh*tHouse Rumor-Mill on the [Dis/Mis]Information StuporHighway. I'll read whatever lies I am supposed to read from the Neosho Daily Douche & Jewplin Glob -- then come over hear, and find out 'All the Sh*t That's Deemed Unfit to Print" by the local presstitutes of the jewsmedia.

Hail NeoshoForums! It Racks!

Editor & Publisher Martin 'Mad Dog' Lindstedt

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