Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2000 07:55:49 -0600 (CST)
From: James Floyd (jfloyd@hiwaay.net)
Subject: Separation of Synagogue and State
Oh, yes! The people who make movies love those scenes
where a sensuous young, deranged Catholic girl goes into
the booth and whispers to the Priest, " I don't have on any
panties."
Oh yes, and they never tire of heaping derision upon the
trailer park, Southern, lass who falls under the sway of the
Evangelist and is swayed, from the brush arbor meeting,
into the bushes with the, hedgerow, preacher man.
Oh yes, what fun they have with those poor masses of
contrite sinners who leap to their feet and run to the front
with tears, snot, and slobber flowing from their sinful faces,
while the altar-call is given and Amazing Grace plays
mournfully slow.
Oh, yes, yes! Isn't it just spellbinding and so wickedly
humorous to see those Holliness snake-handlers, talking
in tongues, shouting and jumping around -- tattoed, shabbily
dressed men and overweight women kissing poisonous
vipers and drinking poison drinks.
Ah, but all this is old-hat. Y ou know what I'd really like to
see? I'd really like to see a movie about spiritualism on
Capitol Hill. I'd like to see that less-than-holy spirit that
has taken over the hearts and minds of our Senators,
Congressmen/women, and every President during my
lifetime. I'd like to see them all gathered in an Oral Robert's
tent and have this spirit sweep over and sit upon their heads
like cloves of fire.
I want to see that most powerful, most fanatical, other-
world, unholy ghost that, invariably, takes possession of our
leaders. Show me this strongest of all nefarious spooks, this
poltergeist that knocks on the hearts of our leaders and causes
them to run and grap for the horns of a Khazaric altar.
Lets see it, Hollywood! Show me all these dignified 'Hill Rats'
running through the sawdust, down to the scrolls, cherubim,
and menorahs. Show them with tears, snot and slobber flowing
from their faces. Give us a close-up of that mystical, far-off
look in their eyes as they lunge foward with AN HUNDRED AND
TEN BILLION U.S. TAX PAYER'S DOLLARS AND LAY IT AT THE FEET OF
THEIR LORDS AND MASTERS! Play the Hatikvah, play it soul-stirringly
loud!
Only a g-d can count to an hundred and ten thousand million
dollars and only a demon posessed congergation of extremely
stupid, treasonous bastards would give it to Israel!
Oh, sweet spirit of logic and reason, please, separate our
government, once and for all time, from its de facto, State
sanctioned, Congress approved, media affirmed, Presidentially
endorsed, fore-skin loving, damnable, religion.
Rev. J. Edward Floyd
Home Missions Director
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