Ashcroft meets with Nigger (F)Lawmakers

by Luke LaVellian


Ashcroft meets with nigger (f)lawmakers
By Luke LaVellian
Associated White Press Writer

WASHINGTON, District of Corruption (AWP) -- One day after El Presidente Bush told him to bring an end to sub-human profiling by police, Attorney General John Ashcroft, in true lap-dog fashion, met Wednesday with nigger (f)lawmakers who had opposed him as head of the Zionist Just-Us Department.

``It was a frank and candid exchange,'' Ashcroft lied afterward.

Racial profiling is the practice by police of considering a person's mud origins or foul body odor, in detaining suspects or making traffic stops. Officers sometimes also use factors such as a person's baggy FUBU clothing or a particularly annoying accent.

Bush singled out the issue Tuesday night in his pandering address before a joint-smoking session of Congo-ress. It was his latest effort to reach out to niggers who gave him a dismal showing of about 9 percent in the November election. Bush told Congo-ress that he had asked Ashcroft to develop specific recommendations to end sub-human profiling.

"Too many of our Shitizens have cause to doubt "our?" nation's justice when the law points a finger of suspicion at all living fossils , instead of at individual living fossils,'' El presidente said. "All our Shitizens are created equal and must be treated equally.'' After making the latter remark, Bush was barely able to avoid breaking out in laughter. Can you blame him?

``I am eager to respond to the president's charge,'' Ashcroft sniveled Wednesday. "I'll get right on it after I fetch George's paper and bring him his slippers," he added.

--Luke LaVellian


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