From: James Floyd (firstname.lastname@example.org) Subject: Gang of Five Date: Sat, 8 May 99 12:12:34 CST6CDT to: The Peoples Republic of China Forty percent of the people living in the occupied territory of the continental USA send their heartfelt regrets for the barbaric, unconscionable, attack on your Belgrade embassy. Unfortunately, sixty percent of those living in this country are as dumb as dead mules and are childishly innocent of any sense of the danger which could result from this lunacy. Nor will they ever be conscious of what goes on around them. We, the minority of sane people, are willing to assist your government in its just demand that those responsible for this war crime pay for their uncivilized conduct. In order to promote trust and good faith between our peoples, we are prepared to, immediately, surrender to you the 'gang of five' plus one, who have so disgraced us all with their 'fly-by shootings.' We are conducive to any action which you may deem necessary to arrest Maddy Albright, Sandy Berger, William Cohen, Gen. Wesley Kanne Clark, and James Rubin, plus one, Clinton. These thugs are representative of an alien, ethnic group who have our government 'in their hands' and we are incapable of freeing ourselves from their tyrannical grip. Jim Floyd 185 Co. Rd. 254 Cullman, Al. 35057.
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